Dr. Rob Chase

He'd seen his name on the bulletin board and his little cute 'pseudonym' and he'd immediately gone in search of, oh, maybe an explanation or two or maybe to wonder just who was cruel enough to have done that to him. Not to mention he had to find out who was in charge of the whole thing and plead with them to let him off the hook, seeing as he didn't even want to do it in the first place.

Because...god, everyone was going to laugh and it was going to be miserable.