"Bullshit." Johnny sighed. God, he hated being monogamous sometimes. His life would be so much easier if he could just plant one on Chase and tell him to shut up.

He settled on the latter.

"Shut up," he said, rolling his eyes. "You are such a fucking drama queen sometimes, you know that? I'm sorry I missed your party. I didn't want to. And before you start thinking that that means I don't like you or we're not friends allow me to point out that I hiked five miles from the Hummer to the Compound just to see you today. God."